Congressman Morgan ‘WoodBooger’ Griffith

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From the Office of Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith

Dear Loyal Supporters of Southwest Virginia,

I would like to begin by clarifying a few misunderstandings regarding my past campaign message of “America First” and how recent events may appear, to some, as the exact opposite. I assure you, this is not a contradiction. It is what we in Washington call “strategic flexibility.”

Yes, I campaigned on no new wars, strong support for SWVA workers, and putting our people first. However, governing is far more complicated than campaign speeches given in front of friendly crowds and folded flags. Sometimes avoiding conflict means appearing very involved in global conflicts. It’s nuanced. You wouldn’t understand the briefings.

Now, I have also heard concerns about tariff taxes. While it is true that I supported tariff policies that helped raise the cost of groceries, equipment, and everyday goods back home in SWVA, it is important to remember that higher prices build character and fiscal discipline among working families.

Someone has to pay for strong global leadership, after all.

There has also been unnecessary chatter about foreign aid decisions and economic priorities, including assistance that benefits international agricultural competitors in Argentina while our own farmers here in Southwest Virginia continue tightening their margins. I encourage you not to view this as neglect, but rather as a forward-thinking global investment strategy that may, in theory, indirectly benefit you someday, maybe.

Likewise, questions about tax policy have been raised. Yes, certain tax structures have provided significant relief to billionaires and large financial interests. But let me be very clear: prosperity at the top is a very inspirational thing to look at from below.

As for how all of this is paid for, the answer is simple.
You.

More specifically, the hardworking families of Southwest Virginia doing the responsible and patriotic thing by tightening their belts, paying higher prices due to tariff taxes, and continuing to support policies that require short-term sacrifice from those least able to afford it.

I understand some voters expected “America First” to mean lower costs, support for local farmers, and fewer foreign entanglements. That interpretation, while heartfelt, is somewhat NAIVE.

In closing, I encourage my supporters to remain calm, remain supportive, and remain patient as you adjust to higher living costs, broader global priorities, and long-term economic visions that may not immediately benefit your household budget.

After all, true patriotism sometimes means paying more, asking fewer questions, and trusting that your Congressman knows best, even when he is, by necessity, occasionally out of sight.

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