WOODBOOGER’S PRIORITIES: GUNS FIRST, BILLIONAIRES SECOND… OUR CHILDREN’S SAFETY, SOMEWHERE WAY DOWN THE LIST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith’s latest April newsletter clears things up real quick if you know how to read it.
Gun rights? Top priority.
Protecting billionaire donors? Also top priority.
Protecting our children from predators? Not so much.
He spends half the newsletter worried sick about a handgun sitting in a locked car like it’s the last biscuit at Sunday dinner.
Full breakdown. Real concern. Emotional storytelling.
Meanwhile, when it comes to going after pedophiles or exposing who might be tied to them… not a word.
And that’s where folks are starting to connect the dots.
Because this is the same Congressman who voted twice to keep the Epstein files sealed.
You know… the list people actually want to see.
So let’s get this straight.
A list of gun owners? Government overreach. Speeches. Campaign issue.
A list tied to child exploitation and powerful names? Lock it up tight. Silence.
That ain’t confusion. That’s a priority list.
Back home, people aren’t buying the act anymore.
“He’ll fight like hell to make sure you can carry a gun across state lines,” one voter said. “But when it comes to exposing pedophile predators, especially the kind with money that make campaign donations to the WoodBooger himself, he disappears.”
Another added, “If it protects a firearm, it gets a speech and his support. If it protects a billionaire, it gets a his vote.”
And the our Children?
They get left out of the newsletter and his concern.
No plan. No urgency. No fight. NO WORK to protect our children!
The #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith campaign has a new simple test:
📸 What does he protect?
Guns ✔️
Billionaires ✔️
Our Children ❌
No spin needed. That’s the list.
👣 Guns first
👣 Billionaires protected
👣 Our Children… still waiting for a Congressman to protect them from predators…
