👣 Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith Releases Another E-Newsletter... And Folks, It’s a Doozy

Inbox dinged. Looked official. Sounded important.
Another newsletter from Congressman “WoodBooger” Griffith saying everything’s going just fine.

And like most WoodBooger sightings…
you read it twice and think,
that don’t look right.

Right out of the gate, he says folks have the wrong idea—that Congress hasn’t done much.

That ain’t a misunderstanding. People are paying attention.

But he says they didn’t pass many bills because they focused on “quality.”

That’s like a farmer saying:
Didn’t put up much hay this year… but what I didn’t bale was top-shelf.

Then it rolls through the usual:

Border.
Fentanyl.
Elections.

All serious. Nobody’s arguing that.

But when every answer sounds like more force, more fences, more fear…
it starts to sound less like governing and more like a rerun.

Then comes tax relief:

Bigger deductions.
No tax on tips.
No tax on overtime.

Sounds good on paper.

What doesn’t get said is simple—the higher up you are, the more you gain. A lot more!

That’s not a rising tide.
That’s a few yachts floating higher while the rest of us are checking the waterline.

Not a word about tariff.

Which is convenient, because tariffs are just taxes with a different name that target working people.

They show up when you buy groceries.
When you pick up supplies.
When you try to stretch a paycheck a little further.

You don’t see them in a press release.
You see them on a receipt at the grocery store.

We were told no more endless wars.

Turns out, if you say that with your fingers crossed behind your back, you can still step into a new one and say you kept your word.

And when tensions rise overseas, gas and diesel don’t stay put.

That hits truckers.
Farmers.
Anybody trying to get to work and back.

It’s not abstract. It’s right there at the pump.

Then comes the familiar line—coal is coming back.

We’ve heard that for years now.

Folks around here respect what coal built. Always will.

But saying it’s coming back every election cycle doesn’t make it happen.
It just sounds good when it’s written down.

So lay it out plain:

Tax policy leans to the top.
Tariff taxes push up everyday costs.
Global tensions push up fuel.

And through it all, there’s one group doing just fine.

Billionaire donors.

Lower taxes. Fewer rules. Better margins.

Back home, people are doing a different kind of math:

Gas or groceries.
Power bill or car payment.

So what are we left with?

Not many bills passed especially by the WoodBooger himself, but we’re told they’re important.
Costs going up, but not much talk about why.
Promises that sound better than they feel.

And everything, according to the newsletter, is working like it should.

Maybe it is.

Just depends on who you are.

If you happen to see Congressman “WoodBooger” Griffith out somewhere actually lowering your cost of living—not writing about it—

take a picture.

Because like any WoodBooger sighting…

people are still waiting to see one clear as day.