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🎤 Top 10 Political Nicknames

Mar 29, 2026

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🎤 Top 10 Political Nicknames

From the Home Office somewhere between Abingdon and a blurry WoodBooger sighting...

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👣 Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith Releases Another E-Newsletter... And Folks, It’s a Doozy

Mar 28, 2026

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👣 Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith Releases Another E-Newsletter... And Folks, It’s a Doozy

Another newsletter from Congressman “WoodBooger” Griffith saying everything’s going just fine.

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“WoodBooger-Griffith Spotted in Marion... Experts Still Unsure What It Was Doing There”

Mar 22, 2026

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“WoodBooger-Griffith Spotted in Marion... Experts Still Unsure What It Was Doing There”

🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive 🐝 News So Exaggerated It Feels Honest

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The WoodBooger Chronicles

Mar 21, 2026

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The WoodBooger Chronicles

Back in the Good Ol' Days when we had a Congressman that WORKED!

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There’s Been Another WoodBooger Sighting... But Not in the Woods

Mar 18, 2026

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There’s Been Another WoodBooger Sighting... But Not in the Woods

City folks call him Big Foot, big, hairy, hard to find, and if you did spot it, nobody quite believed you.

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Hard Times in the Hills... and the Curious Case of Congressman Woodbooger Griffith

Mar 6, 2026

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Hard Times in the Hills... and the Curious Case of Congressman Woodbooger Griffith

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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE From the Office of Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith

Mar 2, 2026

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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE From the Office of Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith

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Does the Map Size Matter if the WoodBooger Don’t Show Up?

Feb 27, 2026

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Does the Map Size Matter if the WoodBooger Don’t Show Up?

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The Legend of Congressman Morgan 'Woodbooger' Griffith

Feb 27, 2026

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The Legend of Congressman Morgan 'Woodbooger' Griffith

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Tax Credits for Private Schools, Up Next is Tax Credits for Country Club Memberships

Feb 10, 2026

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Tax Credits for Private Schools, Up Next is Tax Credits for Country Club Memberships

By the Mountain Bee Satire

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Sen. Marsha Blackburn Will Protect Artists and Athletes — But Not Our Children

Dec 12, 2025

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Sen. Marsha Blackburn Will Protect Artists and Athletes — But Not Our Children

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🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive: “Governor to Virginians — Come On Over Y’all, the Water’s... Uh, Sorta Fine”

Nov 8, 2025

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🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive: “Governor to Virginians — Come On Over Y’all, the Water’s... Uh, Sorta Fine”

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Trump Orders East Wing Torn Down After Realizing He Left His Epstein “Party Goodie Bags” Somewhere Inside back in 2018

Oct 24, 2025

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Trump Orders East Wing Torn Down After Realizing He Left His Epstein “Party Goodie Bags” Somewhere Inside back in 2018

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Cheers On Government Shutdown — Says It Keeps the Epstein Files Locked and the Donor Checks Flowing

Oct 22, 2025

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Cheers On Government Shutdown — Says It Keeps the Epstein Files Locked and the Donor Checks Flowing

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Senator Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Protects Kids From Chatbots, Not Billionaire Predators

Oct 22, 2025

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Senator Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Protects Kids From Chatbots, Not Billionaire Predators

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🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive:Joe Isuzu Crashes Wise County School Board Meeting, Says Debt and Radiation Are ‘Good for Kids and Growth’

Oct 19, 2025

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🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive:Joe Isuzu Crashes Wise County School Board Meeting, Says Debt and Radiation Are ‘Good for Kids and Growth’

By the Mountain Bee Investigative Staff (wearing protective goggles) News so Exaggerated, it feels Honest!

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Senator Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Outraged FBI Might Accidentally Find the Epstein Files

Oct 16, 2025

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Senator Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Outraged FBI Might Accidentally Find the Epstein Files

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🐝 Mountain Bee Breaking News:

Oct 10, 2025

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🐝 Mountain Bee Breaking News:

Wise County Hires Legendary Car Salesman Joe Isuzu to Market Its Electric Authority Referendum

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🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive: Wise County Supervisors Announce New Plan to Power the Future — With YouTube and Wishful Thinking

Oct 8, 2025

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🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive: Wise County Supervisors Announce New Plan to Power the Future — With YouTube and Wishful Thinking

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Congressman Ben “M.I.A.” Cline’s Town Hall: Less for You, More for Me

Oct 3, 2025

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Congressman Ben “M.I.A.” Cline’s Town Hall: Less for You, More for Me

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Takes Credit for Grants He Tried to Stop

Oct 3, 2025

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Takes Credit for Grants He Tried to Stop

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Woodbooger Explains Government Shutdown: Logic Is Hard, Donors Are Easy

Oct 1, 2025

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Woodbooger Explains Government Shutdown: Logic Is Hard, Donors Are Easy

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Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Worried Trump Might Send Too Many Troops to Memphis, Not Enough Left to Guard Epstein Files

Sep 30, 2025

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Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Worried Trump Might Send Too Many Troops to Memphis, Not Enough Left to Guard Epstein Files

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