👣 #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith Campaign Expands as Awareness Reaches All-Time High, Results Still Missing
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The nationwide search for Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith officially expanded this week after his latest newsletter confirmed he is still actively raising awareness….just not lowering bills.
👉 Read the full April newsletter here: https://morgangriffith.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=405659
Under the newly launched 👣 #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith 👣 campaign, Southwest Virginians are encouraged to post photos of:
High gas prices
Sky-high medical bills
Electric bills that require a deep breath before opening
…and tag them as possible sightings of the Congressman’s legislative impact.
So far, several “sightings” have been reported.
Actual sightings of cost-of-living relief remain unconfirmed.
👣 BREAKING: Awareness Now Fully Raised
According to his latest update, Griffith has:
Held hearings
Written an op-ed
Gone on the radio
Worn a ribbon
All part of a bold strategy experts are calling:
“Maximum Awareness, Minimum Relief.”
“I’ve never been more aware,” said one local resident, staring at a pharmacy receipt. “I just can’t afford it.”
👣 Big Beautiful Bill, Not-So-Beautiful Outcomes
Adding to the excitement, constituents are still sorting through the impacts of the so-called “Big Beautiful Bill,” which Griffith supported.
Among the concerns raised by critics:
Cuts affecting Black Lung benefits for coal miners
Ongoing pressure on rural healthcare systems
No immediate relief for everyday costs
Coalfield residents say the irony isn’t lost on them.
“They built this country,” said one retired miner. “Now they’re being asked to breathe a little cheaper.”
👣 “Potential Solutions” Still Classified as Potential
Griffith’s proposed healthcare legislation continues to be described as a “potential solution,” meaning it has successfully advanced to the stage where:
It exists
It has a name
And people are aware of it
No reports yet indicate it has lowered a single bill in Wise County, Floyd County, or anywhere between.
👣 Meanwhile Back Home…
Out in Southwest Virginia:
Gas prices are still climbing
Groceries still cost more
Power bills still hitting like a right hook
But folks are encouraged to remain calm…because somewhere in Washington, someone is very aware of it.
👣 Bonus Challenge Still Unclaimed
The Grand Prize Challenge of the #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith campaign remains open:
Spot Congressman Griffith in Southwest Virginia actively lowering the cost of living…
Take a selfie…
Win the grand prize.
Organizers confirm the odds are currently:
Slightly worse than winning Mega Millions and Powerball on the same night… during a snowstorm… in July.
👣 Final Word from The Mountain
For now, residents are advised to:
Keep posting
Keep tagging
Keep looking
Because if awareness alone could pay the bills…
Southwest Virginia would already be debt free.
👣 #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith 👣
