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👣 #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith Campaign Expands as Awareness Reaches All-Time High, Results Still Missing

Apr 3, 2026

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👣 #WheresWoodBoogerGriffith Campaign Expands as Awareness Reaches All-Time High, Results Still Missing

According to his latest update, Griffith has: Held hearings...Written an op-ed...Gone on the radio...Worn a ribbon

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Top 10 Excuses from Congressman “WoodBooger” Griffith

Apr 3, 2026

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3 min read

Top 10 Excuses from Congressman “WoodBooger” Griffith

(For Why Your Bills Are High... and Nothing Seems to Change)

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🎤 Top 10 Political Nicknames

Mar 29, 2026

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3 min read

🎤 Top 10 Political Nicknames

From the Home Office somewhere between Abingdon and a blurry WoodBooger sighting...

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👣 Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith Releases Another E-Newsletter... And Folks, It’s a Doozy

Mar 28, 2026

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👣 Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith Releases Another E-Newsletter... And Folks, It’s a Doozy

Another newsletter from Congressman “WoodBooger” Griffith saying everything’s going just fine.

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“WoodBooger-Griffith Spotted in Marion... Experts Still Unsure What It Was Doing There”

Mar 22, 2026

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“WoodBooger-Griffith Spotted in Marion... Experts Still Unsure What It Was Doing There”

🐝 Mountain Bee Exclusive 🐝 News So Exaggerated It Feels Honest

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There’s Been Another WoodBooger Sighting... But Not in the Woods

Mar 18, 2026

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4 min read

There’s Been Another WoodBooger Sighting... But Not in the Woods

City folks call him Big Foot, big, hairy, hard to find, and if you did spot it, nobody quite believed you.

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There’s Been a WoodBooger Sighting in Glade Spring, VA

Mar 17, 2026

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4 min read

There’s Been a WoodBooger Sighting in Glade Spring, VA

GLADE SPRING, Va. — Residents across Southwest Virginia reported a rare and unusual event this week

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Hard Times in the Hills... and the Curious Case of Congressman Woodbooger Griffith

Mar 6, 2026

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3 min read

Hard Times in the Hills... and the Curious Case of Congressman Woodbooger Griffith

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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE From the Office of Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith

Mar 2, 2026

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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE From the Office of Congressman Morgan “WoodBooger” Griffith

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Does the Map Size Matter if the WoodBooger Don’t Show Up?

Feb 27, 2026

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3 min read

Does the Map Size Matter if the WoodBooger Don’t Show Up?

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The Legend of Congressman Morgan 'Woodbooger' Griffith

Feb 27, 2026

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3 min read

The Legend of Congressman Morgan 'Woodbooger' Griffith

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Tax Credits for Private Schools, Up Next is Tax Credits for Country Club Memberships

Feb 10, 2026

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4 min read

Tax Credits for Private Schools, Up Next is Tax Credits for Country Club Memberships

By the Mountain Bee Satire

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Sen. Marsha Blackburn Will Protect Artists and Athletes — But Not Our Children

Dec 12, 2025

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4 min read

Sen. Marsha Blackburn Will Protect Artists and Athletes — But Not Our Children

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Trump Orders East Wing Torn Down After Realizing He Left His Epstein “Party Goodie Bags” Somewhere Inside back in 2018

Oct 24, 2025

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Trump Orders East Wing Torn Down After Realizing He Left His Epstein “Party Goodie Bags” Somewhere Inside back in 2018

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Cheers On Government Shutdown — Says It Keeps the Epstein Files Locked and the Donor Checks Flowing

Oct 22, 2025

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Cheers On Government Shutdown — Says It Keeps the Epstein Files Locked and the Donor Checks Flowing

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Senator Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Protects Kids From Chatbots, Not Billionaire Predators

Oct 22, 2025

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Senator Marsha “Go-Fund-Me” Blackburn Protects Kids From Chatbots, Not Billionaire Predators

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🐝 Mountain Bee Breaking News:

Oct 10, 2025

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5 min read

🐝 Mountain Bee Breaking News:

Wise County Hires Legendary Car Salesman Joe Isuzu to Market Its Electric Authority Referendum

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Congressman Ben “M.I.A.” Cline’s Town Hall: Less for You, More for Me

Oct 3, 2025

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Congressman Ben “M.I.A.” Cline’s Town Hall: Less for You, More for Me

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Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Takes Credit for Grants He Tried to Stop

Oct 3, 2025

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2 min read

Congressman 'Woodbooger' Griffith Takes Credit for Grants He Tried to Stop

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Woodbooger Explains Government Shutdown: Logic Is Hard, Donors Are Easy

Oct 1, 2025

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2 min read

Woodbooger Explains Government Shutdown: Logic Is Hard, Donors Are Easy

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